quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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