thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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