i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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