fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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