and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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