whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
im on a boat
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