I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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