He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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