I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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