You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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