they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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