its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
