Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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