I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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