Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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