In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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