i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh god it's open bar.
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