is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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