glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
we're so committed to being not committed
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