im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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