i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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