We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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