Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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