what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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