I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
