i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
