I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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