chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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