The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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