what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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