Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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