just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
