Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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