I looked at my own cervix.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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