why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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