hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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