he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We talked him into tasing himself.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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