What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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