Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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