someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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