My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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