I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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