Non-Jews are for practice
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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