Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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