Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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