they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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