My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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