Do you still have your period?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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