I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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