I'm going to jail i love you
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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