all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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