Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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