Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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