i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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