Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
bring money and cleavage
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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